damont

I'm at the Darkover convention, and today is in the middle of a number of birthdays, so... Happy Belated Birthday to

whouseknecht (yesterday) and

vonbosch (the day before), and Happy Advance Birthday to

aylinn (tomorrow)!

Hippo birdie two ewes (ya sure I shouldn't spell that "youse"?)
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie deer ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes!

And for my first encore, here's a short excerpt of a song you probably know all too well... (cues barbarian chorus)

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying ev'rywhere

On your Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Cities burning in your wake
Like the candles on your cake

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

This one lesson you must learn:
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Mortal vermin cringe in fear
Thank God it's only once a year

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

When you've reached this age, you know
That the mind is... (er, I forget how this verse ends... gimme a minute, it'll come to me, I'm sure...)