YAMeme: Humor warning - geeks beware (especially tech writer folks)

Got this one from webqatch. Thanks... I think. I quote him directly:

Techwriting for dummies

1. Put down your food, preferably in a manner consistent with its shape and succeptability to accidental spillage.
   
2. Put down your beverage in a similar fashion to step one (1) (above), excepting that the beverage should not be placed on top of the food, but in a different, yet still convenient, location.
   
3. Complete the chewing and/or swallowing of the pre-remains of steps one (1) and two (2).
   
4. Click on the hyperlinked text contained within this step.