Links to LJ classics

I'm putting these links down here now while I'm thinking about them. These are posts that were highly memorable to me over on LiveJournal, which may or may not bw available elsewhere on the 'net. Knowing how possible it is for LJ posts to just disappear, if any readers know where these can be found off-LJ, please put that info in a comment. Also feel free to comment with links to posts *you* found exceptionally memorable.

And then I was eaten by a grue.
Entirely too true for anyone who's ever been a TA. "You spy a clutch of young semi-colons here, looking slightly confused."

I Has a Sweet Potato
I don't mind dogs, but I don't think I'll ever have one. This is one reason why.

A Brief Brief History of Time, Part I
Utter, utter physics hilarity.