damont ([personal profile] damont) wrote2008-03-19 12:41 pm

A menagerie (and barbarian chorus) for [livejournal.com profile] penumbren

Hippo birdie two ewes,
Hippo birdie two ewes,
Hippo birdie deer [livejournal.com profile] penumbren
Hippo birdie two ewes!

And for my first encore, here's a short excerpt of a song you probably know all too well... (cues barbarian chorus)

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying ev'rywhere

On your Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Cities burning in your wake
Like the candles on your cake

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

This one lesson you must learn:
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Mortal vermin cringe in fear
Thank God it's only once a year

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

When you've reached this age, you know
That the mind is... (er, I forget how this verse ends... gimme a minute, it'll come to me, I'm sure...)
penumbren: Jeremy Clarkson wearing a crown on QI (Default)

[personal profile] penumbren 2008-03-19 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*snerk* Y'know, I've actually never had that sung to me by SCAdians. I've managed to slip away without it. XD

I do love it, though... and everyone always knows at least one new verse, which makes it fun.

*hugs*

[identity profile] dr-zrfq.livejournal.com 2008-03-19 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Were I to put together a group of SCAdians to serenade you, I guess we'd have to do so over the phone...

*hugs*