xkcd on people who can't park within the lines

[damont]

This.

I totally would. You know you would too. Especially the mouse-over text.

Comments

[fabricdragon.livejournal.com]

oh heck yes.
in a heartbeat.... maybe thats why no one will teach me to use welding torches...

[grayhawkfh.livejournal.com]

HELL! YES! I! WOULD!!!

[3fgburner.livejournal.com]

Gun show, Dulles Expo Center, last July. Parking lot was jammed all the way out to the hotel lot. There was a stomper truck, parked dead in the center of four spaces. I snapped. Took out an indelible marker, and wrote backwards on the windshield so it would be legible from the driver's seat:

"Hey!!! Learn to park, DICKNOSE!!!"

[psywildfire.livejournal.com]

There are a few cars on my street that need that treatment.

-WF

[wulfsdottir.livejournal.com]

Wanted to do that this past weekend - someone had parked that exact way. My husband, who'd had enough of the stupid, actually told the guy off.

[page-of-swords.livejournal.com]

Sometimes when the car is really nice they park tangental to the lines.

[madwriter.livejournal.com]

About the only time I miss my 1970 Ford Maverick is when I see cars or trucks that have done this. Because the car was small enough that I could usually slip it into one of the half-gobbled spaces, and old enough so that I didn't care if it got dinged. Whenever possible, of course, I parked beside the driver's door.

[nostasia.livejournal.com]

Oh, heck, yes! I've been so tempted so many times! I was giggling over that strip for several minutes. I'm reminded of the scene in "Fried Green Tomatoes"....

[cellio]

Ooh yeah -- especially the mouse-over. Nope, officer, didn't see a thing!