Birthday Buddies

[damont]

Many happy returns of the day to my birthday buddies siobhan1214, berrick_grvsn, ladytat, and caitlindancer! (And Martha Hottinger, who's 11 today.)

Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie two ewes
Hippo birdie deer ewes (youse?)
Hippo birdie two ewes!

(Band changes tunes)

(Na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na) You say it's your birthday
(Na-na-na-na-na-naaaa-na-na) It's my birthday too, yeah...

(After the first verse the band does an instrumental break and then shifts tunes again as the barbarian chorus charges in singing the Genghis Khan Birthday "Dirge"...)

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying ev'rywhere

On your Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Cities burning in your wake
Like the candles on your cake

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

This one lesson you must learn:
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Mortal vermin cringe in fear
Thank God it's only once a year

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

When you've reached this age, you know
That the mind is... (er, I forget how this verse ends... gimme a minute, it'll come to me, I'm sure...)

Comments

[maziemaus.livejournal.com]

yew tew? Happy Birthday to one and all! <3 and lots of leurve