Orange retail therapy

[damont]

As some of you know, my favorite color is pure orange. Earlier this summer, I indulged in some intense Retail Therapy -- rather out of character for me, but I discovered that Target had lots of summer gear available in my shade of orange. I'd never seen such a selection in my color before, and anticipating that I might never see such again in my lifetime, I exited the store with half a dozen assorted coolers and some other orange stuff...