A barbarian chorus for killernurd

[damont]

Since montuos has already posted the menagerie, here's a short excerpt of a song you probably know all too well... (cues barbarian chorus)

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying ev'rywhere

On your Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Cities burning in your wake
Like the candles on your cake

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

This one lesson you must learn:
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Mortal vermin cringe in fear
Thank God it's only once a year

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

When you've reached this age, you know
That the mind is... (er, I forget how this verse ends... gimme a minute, it'll come to me, I'm sure...)

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[angel-vixen.livejournal.com]

*chimes in from the back*

May your deeds with sword and axe
Rival those with sheep and yaks!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

AngelVixen :-)

[killernurd.livejournal.com]

Heh...
Why are sheep(/yaks) better than squirrels?

Pseudo-spoiler space...

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No duct tape required!

*collapeses in laughter*

Grazie, mi patre!

[angel-vixen.livejournal.com]

Someone ought to strip you of your shirt, roll you in butter and bread-crumbs, and then sic some of NOVA-Annandale's rabid geese on you for that; let them chase you around campus for a while, and then eventually in the big pond/small lake. Silly boy. ^____~

AngelVixen :-)

[cariola.livejournal.com]

You hear the patter of small feet
Midget penguins have robbed your keep