A menagerie (and barbarian chorus) for siobhan1214

[damont]

Hippo birdie two ewes,
Hippo birdie two ewes,
Hippo birdie deer siobhan1214
Hippo birdie two ewes!

And for my first encore, here's a short excerpt of a song you probably know all too well... (cues barbarian chorus)

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying ev'rywhere

On your Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Cities burning in your wake
Like the candles on your cake

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

This one lesson you must learn:
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Mortal vermin cringe in fear
Thank God it's only once a year

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

When you've reached this age, you know
That the mind is... (er, I forget how this verse ends... gimme a minute, it'll come to me, I'm sure...)

Comments

[handymonkey]

A few more favourite choruses...

Now you are the age you are
Your demise can not be far!

We bought linen white as clouds
Now we'll sit and sew your shroud!

The Black Death has hit your town,
You yourself feel quite run-down!

Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near!

See the wrinkles on your face
Like the patterns of fine lace!