damont ([personal profile] damont) wrote2006-05-17 10:45 am

A barbarian chorus for [livejournal.com profile] bronx_baroness

Since [livejournal.com profile] montuos has already posted the menagerie, here's a short excerpt of a song you probably know all too well... (cues barbarian chorus)

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying ev'rywhere

On your Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Cities burning in your wake
Like the candles on your cake

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

This one lesson you must learn:
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Mortal vermin cringe in fear
Thank God it's only once a year

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

When you've reached this age, you know
That the mind is... (er, I forget how this verse ends... gimme a minute, it'll come to me, I'm sure...)

[identity profile] bronx-baroness.livejournal.com 2006-05-17 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
ah cities burning in my wake.....

lovely wishes and how appropriate for a Mongol! Thanks!!!!