damont

Wow, I let my attention slip for a bit amd look what happens... Happy Belated Birthdays to

perronelle,

psalite, and birthday pseudotriplets

margaretc,

wombatgirl, and

kfitzwarin! Also happy belateds to

scifantasy and

murasakinoyoroi, even if they're not likely to see the greetings.

Hippo birdie two ewes, (ya sure I shouldn't be spelling that "youse"?)
Hippo birdie two ewes,
Hippo birdie deer ewes,
Hippo birdie two ewes!

And for my first encore, here's a short excerpt of a song you probably know all too well... (cues barbarian chorus)

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying ev'rywhere

On your Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Cities burning in your wake
Like the candles on your cake

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

This one lesson you must learn:
FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

Mortal vermin cringe in fear
Thank God it's only once a year

Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)
Happy Birth-DAY! (*STOMP*)

When you've reached this age, you know
That the mind is... (er, I forget how this verse ends... gimme a minute, it'll come to me, I'm sure...)